105 Mouth-watering Twitter Quotes (funny twitter, freaky twitter, good twitter) (2024)

Following is our list of twitter quotations and slogans full of insightful wisdom and perspective about twitter and facebook.

The Most Famous Twitter Quotes (Best in 2024)

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Ever since I've been on Twitter, my number of followers has kept going up and up. — Dana White

I do everything through Twitter, YouTube or the Internet somehow. — Dana White

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush. — Diablo Cody

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn. — Andy Borowitz

Being the first is old media, while being to the point is new media. And Twitter never forgets. — Mercedes Bunz

Apart from creating a vibrant branded Twitter account for your startup, business owners should consider creating their own personal account on Twitter. — Lewis Howes

Parler actually challenged Twitter. — Tim Pool

I write about moments, and I don't make blanket statements about anything because no one has all the answers; nobody's come up with a foolproof way to do anything when it comes to emotions. — Brian McKnight

Fashion is not something that exists in dresses only. Fashion is in the sky, in the street, fashion has to do with ideas, the way we live, what is happening. — Coco Chanel

Twitter is television for intellectuals. — Naval Ravikant

Short Twitter Quotes

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• Everybody think they're famous when they get 100,000 followers on Instagram and 5,000 on Twitter. — Meek Mill
• live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other -Lady Gaga via twitter — Lady Gaga
• Elon Musk acquiring Twitter is a big win for free speech. — Lex Fridman
• Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it. — Bo Burnham
• Reddit is the smart man's Instagram, and the dumb man's twitter. — Steven Gundry
• The Twitter Files release is historic. This will strengthen our democracy. — Lex Fridman
• Twitter's probably my bad habit. — Nicola Sturgeon
• Twitter can get you into trouble. — Yusaku Maezawa
• Many founders aren’t hiring from Harvard. They’re hiring from Twitter. — Balaji Srinivasan
• The qualities that make Twitter seem inane and half-baked are what makes it so powerful. — Jonathan Zittrain

Good Twitter Quotes

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The amazing thing about the prospect of Elon Musk buying Twitter, so far, is how much it’s exposed the game. If you genuinely fear and will fight against others having the ability to communicate then you are not the good guy. Period. — Dave Smith

If I have the power to post 'Happy Birthday' on someone's Facebook page and make them feel really good, it feels really good to make other people feel really good. I love it. I'm a huge Facebook and Twitter person. And I love talking to my fans. It's fun. — Rebecca Mader

I think things like YouTube and Twitter are really cool and really good in some ways, but the fact that the news is cutting to a YouTube clip on national TV, I think is really weird. — Andrew VanWyngarden

Nothing will ever replace good old fashioned police work, but Facebook and Twitter have been like a tool on our belt, In some ways it can help them in their investigations and in some ways it can hinder — William Bratton

The honest-to-goodness answer is that Twitter tells me everything, and I have calluses on my fingers from all the mouse-clicking. — Josh Groban

All the shows are immediately on the Internet, on Instagram, on Twitter, it's huge. Everything is live now, and for fashion, it's very important. It's not that it's good or bad, it's just like that and it's not going to change so we have to adapt to it. — Delphine Arnault

Twitter is so stupid. I mean, it sucks! It's not a good way to communicate and it's really difficult to use it for any functional thing. — Phil Elvrum

Twitter is not a good place for people who feel they're being followed. — Dana Gould

I ended my Twitter account a week after I got on the show. I felt like, "This is not a good tool for me to keep my narcissism at bay," so I cut it off. — Mireille Enos

I think most artists will experience a lot of negative people on Twitter but, thank God, I've got so many followers that I'm not able to see them that much. I'll see some from time to time but, for the most part, I always focus on something good. — Nicki Minaj

Twitter And Facebook Quotes

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One of the great uses of Twitter and Facebook will be to prove at the Last Day that prayerlessness was not from lack of time. — John Piper

With the advent of Twitter and Facebook and other social networking sites, genuine privacy can only be found by renting a private villa for a holiday. Hotels are now out of the question for my wife and I. — Robert Powell

Online leadership is about leveraging digital platforms such as blogs, YouTube, Twitter, LinkedIn, Facebook, and other networks to build a loyal following of people who want to learn more about and benefit from your experiences and expertise. — Lewis Howes

What you see from these tech companies - Facebook, YouTube, Twitter - they control the space and they control the speech. — Tim Pool

I make sure to use both Twitter and Facebook a lot which helps me connect to the fans. — Avicii

I have no Facebook page or Twitter - I don't participate in it, and I don't like it particularly. I mean, it's a form of interaction, which strikes me as extremely superficial. — Noam Chomsky

Twitter, Facebook and YouTube have to respect the Turkish Republic's laws — Recep Tayyip Erdogan

My career was full of struggles and dreams, disappointments and peaks and valleys. But there was no Twitter, no Facebook or TMZ. Young actors could make mistakes and not become the focus of tabloids. — Ricky Schroder

We're so very focused on ourselves and on self-promotion. It goes on all day with Facebook and Twitter and Instagram. — Nancy Jo Sales

I promoted myself on Twitter and Facebook as hard as possible, nonstop. People started realizing that if they commented on my videos, I'd reply to their comment, so I started getting a lot more views and comments. — Austin Mahone

Tweet Quotes

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Better to live a day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep — Benito Mussolini

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep. — Charles M. Schulz

I wish I could just be one of those that tweet some random bs but still for no reason get insane amount of RTs. that would b so F*ing sweet. — PewDiePie

I use my tweets and other people’s tweets as maxims that help compress my own learnings and be able to recall them. — Naval Ravikant

Don’t tweet the emotion. Process the emotion then tweet the wisdom. — Tom Bilyeu

A lot of people want to get involved, so thinking up Vines that require crowds is always good. But I've definitely gotten tweets before that were like, 'Just saw Logan Paul shooting a Vine and ran in the other direction!' so it's not for everyone. — Logan Paul

Invest in startups. Start a company. Create a book, podcast, video. Create a software product. go on many first dates. go to a co*cktail party. read a lindy book. move to a big city. buy bitcoin. tweet. — Naval Ravikant

From now on, I won’t be able to use my iPhone, so the next tweet will be from space. Let’s Go. — Yusaku Maezawa

The problem is some of the populism on both the far left and the far right, it can make a Tweet but not make a policy. And, you know, when you are dealing with issues that are as important and serious as this, I understand why people search for simple solutions. — Tony Blair

The left and the right live in parallel universes. The right listens to talk radio, the left's on the Internet and they just reinforce one another. They have no sense of reality. I have now one ambition: to retire before it becomes essential to tweet. — Barney Frank

Google Quotes

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What are the differences between Mark Zuckerberg and me? I give private information on corporations to you for free, and I'm a villain. Zuckerberg gives your private information to corporations for money and he’s Man of the Year. — Julian Assange

Google algorithm is just an algorithm and you can beat it with simple math. — Kyle Roof

Things change your competitors might do other things, you know, and they’re going to shift into the SERPs Google does updates. And when that happens, the goalposts do move the counts that you needed, the terms that you needed, they do change, evolve and shift a bit. — Kyle Roof

Public art is ephemeral by nature. Google 's new project not only catalogs an artist's work but archives it and allows people to see the art long after it has disappeared. — Shepard Fairey

The free market argument for limiting free speech ie build your own platform if you don't like our moderation evaporated as soon as Apple and Google banned Parler from their app stores. There's no opportunity to build an alternative if the OS duopoly prevents it. — David O. Sacks

It's the big boys, the Googles of this world, that are already benefiting from piracy and not paying the artists a dime. — Kim Dotcom

Google is a global Rorschach test. We see in it what we want to see. Google has built an infrastructure that makes a lot of dreams closer to reality. — John Battelle

Dear Google, stop teaching my girl that her path to financial freedom lies not in coding but in complaining to HR. — Eric Weinstein

Google doesn’t care how much time and effort you put into your content. They care about the user experience. — Brian Dean

The kind of environment that we developed Google in, the reason that we were able to develop a search engine, is the web was so open. Once you get too many rules, that will stifle innovation. — Sergey Brin

People Writing About Twitter

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More Twitter Quotes

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It gets crazy in my mind sometimes but the reason why I like to express so much positivity on my Twitter is because I think we all are battling evil thoughts. I think it's important to not ignore them but to try to understand where they are coming from and get through them instead of suppressing them. — Jhene Aiko

What do you think Jesus would twitter, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' or 'Has anyone seen Judas? He was here a minute ago.' — Chris Cornell

The entitled elite is not mad that they have to pay $8/month. They're mad that anyone can pay $8/month. — David O. Sacks

The voice of the Great Spirit is heard in the twittering of birds, the rippling of mighty waters, and the sweet breathing of flowers. — Zitkala-Sa

All the blogs, Facebook, Twitter are made by people who want to show their own private affairs at the price of making fakes, to try to appear such as they are not, to construct another personality, which is a veritable loss of identity. — Umberto Eco

The thing about Twitter is it goes directly to your phone like I sent you a text. It's so powerful, it's unbelievable. — Dana White

Twitter’s product is the global town square. Elon is focused on protecting free speech, transparency, and democracy. Without Starlink, we would have had little sense of Russia’s brutal invasion of Ukraine, the transparency of which has had magical powers on people at large. — Cathie Wood

I've had particularly unpleasant stuff, and it has been reported that I've had death threats. Twitter and Facebook give people who have always been out there a platform from which to hurl abuse, and all I can do is try to block it out and remind myself that tweets are transient and get lost in the ether after a few moments. — Nicola Sturgeon

Instead of accepting Elon's premium to the share price, Twitter's board is planning to dilute the company by giving insiders a sweetheart deal. This is a blatant violation of fiduciary duty and should be illegal. — David O. Sacks

YouTube is the vlogs and my life, then Instagram is comedy skits and pictures that I take. Twitter's text, and Instagram Stories is even more behind-the-scenes vlog stuff. I'm always posting. — Jake Paul

When I see Twitter feeds, when I see words that are people are using to describe Donald Trump, it is incredibly disrespectful to the office. — Kellyanne Conway

One of the things that I found when I became better known and found myself in all the newspapers is I stopped having opinions on who people are based on their public perception. Because I have the experience on the other side of what it is like for people to have an opinion about you that isn’t based on reality at all. It has made me aware that I maybe don’t know who people are based on what their Twitter says. — Konstantin Kisin

The state can confiscate your money, Twitter can confiscate your username, YouTube can confiscate your revenue, and tech companies can lock you out of your digital life. At the press of a key. That’s not the right balance of power. BTC/web3 shifts leverage back to individuals. — Balaji Srinivasan

Viewers all over the world, whatever medium you are using to view us, on Emmanuel TV, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, I command a new dream to come true, in Jesus' name! — T. B. Joshua

A wee child toddling in a wonder world, I prefer to their dogma my excursions into the natural gardens where the voice of the Great Spirit is heard in the twittering of birds, the rippling of mighty waters, and the sweet breathing of flowers. If this is Paganism, then at present, at least, I am a Pagan. — Zitkala-Sa

People can bitch about Elon Musk all they want. However, if he wouldn’t have bought Twitter, the world wouldn’t have seen both sides of the Israel vs Palestine / Hamas argument. — Patrick Bet-David

I'm a firm believer in... just because these guys are professional athletes or whatever, everybody's going to have an opinion on something, and not everybody's going to get along. I've had my words with fans on Twitter too. — Dana White

I think trading Bitcoin while reading twitter is a bad idea. The news that governments expect you to pay your taxes and abide by existing laws should not be driving panic in the marketplace. The main stream interpretations are almost always the opposite of the true implication. — Michael Saylor

I was kind of joking about this with Andrew Huberman the other day, which was I wish they would just create a rule that says, you're not even allowed to argue on Twitter about a molecule until you're exercising 10 hours a week. — Peter Attia

When you have some kid, who works for Twitter in the Philippines, censoring a Nobel prize winning scientist, speaking about his area of expertise, I think we've lost the plot. — Konstantin Kisin

Twitter is very impulsive and impermanent and you only have 140 characters. There is no greater 'Emperor' of Twitter than Stephen Fry. — David Tang

I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He's as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music. — Greg Gutfeld

I don't look at Twitter between events because it's a distraction but I will ring my fiance and parents to let them know how it's going. — Jessica Ennis

If Elon Musk hadn't bought Twitter, shadowbanning would still be happening. Twitter would still be denying its existence. But now that it's exposed, they want you to believe the practice was well understood and the story is a non-revelation. — David O. Sacks

If the game is fair, Elon will buy Twitter. If the game is rigged, there will be some reason why he won't be able to. We're about to find out how deep the corruption goes. — David O. Sacks

When you go on your Twitter or look down your Timeline and it's all great positivity - I love that. But at the same time, it can really divert you from what your purpose is or what you're trying to do. And I've seen artists get caught up in that. — Kendrick Lamar

Everyone starts out with nobody listening to them and nobody to listen to. How and who you add determines what Twitter will become for you. — Laura Fitton

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