43 Anti Valentines Day Quotes To Soothe Your Single Soul (2024)

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So Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and we already feel the hatred rising along with the love in the air. Some people are so over and done with Valentine’s day that I can sense the eye rolls from miles away then there are people out there who are single, shy, introvert and are not able to get into a decent relationship (sobbing in single). So for all the singles out there, we are with you to boycott Valentine’s Day with these Anti Valentines Day Quotes and Messages.

We want to ask to all the couples who fight and argue 360 days a year, how do you suddenly fall in love with each other on valentine’s day? It is not like we hate or doubt you or something like that; all we need to know is what gets into you that drive you to publically display your affection? So just keep your bear and monkey love to yourself and save us some cringe of lovely-cuddly couples. Thank you- my single self.

We stand our grounds of not getting into the Valentine’s Spirit even a little bit with these Anti Valentines Day Quotes and Sayings that some wise people must have written:

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Anti Valentines Day Quotes

• “Dont talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age, an affair of the heart is a bypass!” -Joan Rivers
• “I am a lover without a lover. I am lovely and lonely and I belong deeply to myself.” -Warsan Shire
• “February can be one of the loneliest times of the year, even for those who are normally comfortable being single.”
• “Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine’s Day.”

• “Death Valentine! Valentine’s Day sucks … Valentine: the worst.”
• “Give a crush cupid, stop making people fall … We hate the day of love!”
• “I lost more than my boyfriend, I lost my soulmate on last Valentine’s Day.”
• “Down with the cheesy! Forever Alone I’m happy! f*ck this sh*t Valentine.”
• “I don’t hate you. I’m just disappointed you turned into everything you said you’d never be.”
• “Valentine’s day for me holds no meaning if you are not around. Just waiting to be with you all over again!”
• “Unhappy Valentine to all those corny walking together out there.”
• “A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses.”
• “We hate Valentine! We want to see him die! I’ll never have a love, I will be Forever Alone.”
• “I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart.” -Julia Roberts

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• “Falling in love is merely a disease that grows like a cancer incurable and sequelae.”
• “Let people be in love, don’t down Valentines Day just because you’re not with someone.”
• “We hate Valentine! We want to see him die! I’ll never have a love, I will be Forever Alone.”
• “All those will have insurance partners are suffering, begin to mourn because their freedom is gone. Happy Valentine!”
• “Love never existed, does not exist and never will exist. We are prisoners of a disease that one day we will eradicate. Unhappy Valentine!”
• “I’m Forever Alone, and so I will stay for the rest of my life. Unhappy Valentine.”
• “Couples have been invented only to suffer, there is no one left to finish ends in love and happy.”
• “If you’re sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.” -Azgraybebly Joslan
• “The course of true love never did run smooth.” -William Shakespeare

• “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.” -Lynda Barry
• “Heartbreak could be lived with if it weren’t accompanied by regret.” -Laura Kasischke
• “Love is a promise delivered already broken.” -Steve Martin
• “Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.” -Laurell K. Hamilton
• “The last thing you want to get addicted to is someone.” -Aruho Marvin
• “Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.” -Unknown
• “You can’t give your heart to a wild thing.” -Truman Capote
• “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” -Henry Youngman
• “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham
• “Hearts can break. Yes, hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don’t.” – Stephen King
• “Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.” -Paulo Coelho

• “I’m single because I was born that way.” -Mae West
• “Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.” –The Wizard of Oz
• “Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, disposable.” -Cher
• “A kiss may ruin a human life.” -Oscar Wilde
• “We are born alone and we die alone also. Valentine should not mean anything to anyone.”
• “You’ll never fall in love because you really f*cking love does not exist, is not a distraction of mind. Love does not exist as I exist, nor you exist …”
• “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.” -Michael Douglas

• “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” -Carrie Bradshaw
• “Oh here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.” -Jimmy Fallon

Final Words

Does anyone realize that nothing is permanent in this world along with your so-called “whole heart” and “whole world” which changes like every month? So give us a break and keep all the pinks and hearts and PDA to yourself. Because we all know your forever is going to last just for a few days, so better keep it under the roof to save some single feelings (crying in single).

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