80+ Long Pick Up Lines And Rizz (2024)

Do you have long pick up lines for your long distance loved one? We have compiled the best list of long pick up lines for you to use. These long pick up lines feature common themes such as numbers, lengths, and distances.

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Hey, girl if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable..

I would stay beside you in the hospital each day for as long as they'd allow me to...
Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
I wanted to take you to the movies...

But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.
Are you a deep conversation?

Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.
Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

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I got an itch inside of me that my fingers aren’t long enough to reach.

Want to help satisfy me?

Here are 80 long pick up lines for her and flirty long rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your long rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny long pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty long joke for a great chat response.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about long are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a sportscar?

Because I want to ride you all night long

My love will burn for you as long as a torch in Minecraft.

Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

How about you join my party and I'll show you my long barrel?

If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.

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Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

Unlike the sun, you won't have to wait long for me to go down.

You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

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Funny long Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Long conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

Each young lady longs for wedding a wrestler.

I beat the game

I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

I like long runs on the beach.

You look so innocent So sweet

As long as I have a face
You'll always have a seat

How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?

Are you a ninja?

Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Clever long Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Long hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

You be the iceberg, I'll be the titanic and I'll ram you all night long.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Can we discuss the deployment of a long-standing member?

Want to know why they be callin' me Long John?

Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right.

Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long

Edit: forgot the word “want”

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Using these smooth Long pickup lines make her give you her number.

It's not about how big it is, but how long you can hold it up.

Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.

How long can you go without breathing.....underwater?

Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I can keep it going all the winter long!

Hey Baby, Ill be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.

I'll teach you how to build a fire baby, and keep it going all night long.

If you think my neck is long...

Can you help me bury my friend? He's really long and stiff.

Hey baby...I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!

(Hotdog Costume) That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?

I'll belay you all night long.

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Flirty long Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Long pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?

Hey, you wanna check out my long board.

Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.

I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

If you were a computer program with a bug, I would valgrind you all night long.

Yeah babe haunt me aaaaallll night long.

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

Like a feast on Thanksgiving, your beauty fills my heart, with a longing so forgiving, from you I can't depart.

You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

Edit: I think this is the only good original thing I've ever come up with

I wanna hold you like a Fermata. A really long time, until I run out of air.

I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

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Wanna come back to my place and see my long shot?

Girl, you can ride my symbolic subway car all night long.

Yours is like a pizza, it doesn't stay hot long, so you have to eat it fast.

Sorry it took me so long to message you.

I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

Baby, I could tax that kiss all night long!

Welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen

Hey girl are you petrol?

Because I feel like I’m in a long line of people waiting to pump you.

Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky If you were ore, I'd mine you all night long!

Are you a supply drop? Because you're the rarest find on this battlefield, and I'm ready to loot you all night long

Hey are you duct tape?

Because you could try to fix my broken heart but we both know that duct tape won't last long.

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Long love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Long chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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