9 Funny Cat Quotes and Sayings – The Barn Cat Lady (2024)

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Let’s face it… Cat’s can be unintentionally hilarious! That’s why I gathered the top nine funny cat quotes and sayings for your amusem*nt.

Just because this is a site about a very serious topic does NOT mean we can’t poke fun at some things, even our beloved feline friends!

Side note: I have a new kitten foster! Follow me on Instagram (or elsewhere) to see videos and pictures of the new girl I named Oreo! The links can be found in the right sidebar of my site!

Now, onto the quotes!

9 Funny Cat Quotes and Sayings

“Cats rule the world.”

Jim Davis, Cartoonist
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I love Garfield and I love the cartoonist’s quotes as well. They’re always great!

“In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

Terry Pratchett, Author


We all know that cat. I don’t have a god or goddess cat currently, as most of mine don’t even have dignity right now. But I bet you can name one this quote fits perfectly. Right?

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.”

Christopher Hitchens, Author


Hmmm, this one probably goes along with the other quote, but it’s so dang true! Dogs do think we are their god. Cats think THEY are!

“The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.”

Paula Poundstone, Comedian


I haven’t tested this, but it’s likely true! Hee. Especially some of my crew!

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”

James Harriot, Veterinarian
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Truth! Every single one of my furry monsters love the warmest spots, the softest blankets, and insist on sleeping wherever they feel like it. Including my dang laptop stand!

“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”

Bill dana, Comedian


Been there, done that. My cats trained me, not the other way around! I’ve got them trained to follow me around the barns. That’s their choice, though. I didn’t try to train them!

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

Robert A. Heinlein, Author
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Interestingly enough, this might be exactly why most cat lovers are women. This might also why I find men who love cats sexy as all get out. Because they obviously have taste and understanding to let a cat be a cat and do what she wants!

“When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”

Percy Bysshe Shelley, Poet


This one cracks me up. I did have a cat that was EXACTLY like this. She was evil incarnate and would literally exact vengeance for every single time you moved her off a counter. She attacked and ignored me for a whole month after I returned from a 10-day vacation. She was okay and being kitty-sat by a friend. But she was MAD. Spitting mad.

This quote makes me miss her all over again. I love you and miss you, Luna.

“Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.”

Eddie Izzard, Actor


I picked this one to round us off with funny cat quotes and sayings because it fits those of us who care for cat colonies. Sometimes it DOES feel like they’re totally scamming us into feeding them and then they vanish, most too unsocialized to want love or attention in the form of physical affection.

But sometimes just one look in their eyes and you know their life has been hard and they depend on you for that food. They feel safe enough to come to eat from you daily.

They may not welcome touch, but they love us just as much.

Ferals are worth saving, too!

Bonus!

So I had to do a bonus section with a couple more funny cat quotes! I couldn’t help it, I had so much fun with this one!

“I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it’s cute, they’re really just checking your vitals for weak spots.”

Kandyse McClure, Actress


This quote cracks me up. We know this is untrue and most of us find it adorable because we know they do this to mimic nursing from mom. It’s safety and affection and comforting to them.

However, some cats… you don’t know, right?

“The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you’ll live 10 times longer than if you have 10. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever. It’s truly ridiculous.”

Charles Bukowski, Poet


Don’t we WISH this were true? Maybe we should pass this rumor around, maybe more people will be open to adopting and caring for cats!

“I’ve always been mad about cats.”

Vivien Leigh, Actress


What a coincidence! Me too!

More?

Do you have a favorite funny cat quote or saying you would like to share? Leave me a comment below!

Lovies!

9 Funny Cat Quotes and Sayings – The Barn Cat Lady (2024)

FAQs

What is cat's Nine Lives quotes? ›

The proverb that started it all states: "A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays."

What is a famous quote about cats? ›

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.” – Albert Schweitzer.

What is a famous cat and dog quote? ›

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein. “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett. “Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.” – Emily Dickinson.

What is the travel cat quote? ›

At that moment, we were without doubt the greatest travellers in the world. And I was the world's greatest travelling cat. Humans who think we don't understand them are the stupid ones. As we count up the memories from one journey, we head off on another.

What is the proverb of a cat has nine lives? ›

There's also an old English proverb that states: 'A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays and for the last three he stays. ' This may be where the myth that cats have nine lives came from, although clearly the proverb is a light-hearted one.

What is an example sentence for a cat has nine lives? ›

We know that a cat is able to endure, continue, or survive despite a near encounter with death or disaster because cats have nine lives (according to a common myth). Example: - Mr. Pickles has been missing for a few days, but I wouldn't worry about him. He is a cat with nine lives.

What is a cat phrase? ›

If you let your cat out of the bag, that means you accidentally let it escape. In English, the idiom "let the cat out of the bag" means to accidentally share a secret. For example, let's say you and your friends are planning a surprise birthday party for someone, but you accidentally tell the birthday person about it.

What is a catchy slogan about cats? ›

I'm feline good. Cattitude. No ifs, ands, or head butts. Hold deh pickles, plez.

What did Mark Twain say about cats? ›

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

What did Hemingway say about cats? ›

Hemingway was proud of his cat collection, often saying that he liked nothing better than the feeling of having cats underfoot. Calling them his “purr factories” and claiming that “one cat just leads to another”, the author once owned over 50 cats while living at his famous house, the Finca Vigia in Cuba.

What did Shakespeare say about cats? ›

In other places, he references a cat's behavior, as when Falstaff insists he is “as vigilant as a cat to steal cream” (Henry IV, Part 1 4.2. 59). The Oxford English Dictionary also credits Shakespeare with the first reference to a cat's purr, in All's Well That Ends Well (5.2. 19).

Is happiness a cat quote? ›

Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you. It will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing up against your legs and jumping into your lap.

What is the quote about loving cats? ›

I love (cats), they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human.”

What is the cat quote by Albert Schweitzer? ›

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats. Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace.

Why do they say cat's Got Nine Lives? ›

Cats surviving high falls or dangerous situations contribute to the myth of their "nine lives." This myth also comes from ancient times when cats were seen as almost divine. So, the idea that they live nine times over is more about their impressive survival skills and historical reverence than reality.

What is the cat from 9Lives? ›

Morris the Cat is discovered and becomes the 9Lives spokescat.

What is the meaning of nine lives? ›

to keep managing to get out of difficult or dangerous situations without being hurt or harmed.

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